Cinemasochism

October 8, 2011

MONSTER IN THE CLOSET (1986)

Troma movie with John Carradine and Fergie?!? I always skipped over this one because the poster and concept seemed so cheesy. Turns out, it wasn’t a waste of my time. Yes, it’s beyond awful and cheesy, but is quite entertaining with its parodic nature and exploitation of one of the lamest monsters I’ve ever seen. I could not stop laughing, especially whenever the monster roared, or, should I say, a man yelled out his best monster imitation voice. “Even flower pots could not stop it!”

4/5 stars

THE IDES OF MARCH (2011)

Gosling is always great, but I kind of hated his character.

3.5/5 stars

ALIENS (1986)

5/5 stars

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October 9, 2011

BLOODY PIT OF HORROR (1965)

Fun and campy.

3.5/5 stars